Weekly Review: Things I’ve learnt this week

  1. No matter how long you leave it, you always end up with the same amount of laundry: too much to fit in one washing machine, and too much to fit on your clothes horse
  2. There is never as much food as you thought there was
  3. Especially if it’s cake
  4. Tumblr will eat up more time from your day than you could ever hope to spend doing productive things like reading
  5. Trains are magical and to try to understand how there can be four trains an hour going to Waterloo but somehow only two trains coming back is a mistake
  6. no seriously how does that even work they’ll end up with too many trains at Waterloo this is madness 
  7. The time it takes you to get to a place by foot is always directly proportional to how urgently you need to get there on time
  8. The time it takes you to get to a place by train is always inversely proportional to how urgently you need to get there on time. You will always be hideously early to things.
  9. Sometimes these combine and you end up being almost too late for the train that gets you there too early. Even my planning can only go so far in the face of such obvious sorcery
  10. In comparison to the faces of other people, your face will always look the most hideous. but are they thinking the same thing about their face?!?! 
  11. Entrusting your apple to your flatmate is a risky business and best left to the brave and bold.
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